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the-lady-of-reichenbach:

Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS?!?!?!

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loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

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ifyoudontl0veme-pretend:

coolification:

Judging you if you don’t reblog this

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turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.


People who didn’t know this was the fucking tubby custard machine are retarded THAT IS NOT CHICKEN THAT IS TUBBY CUSTARD YOU MOTHERFUCKING NOOBS. NAUGHTY NUNU. TELLETUBBY BYEBYE!
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thehausucat:

Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?

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harbi-doll:

libertarian-conservative:

lastnightdamn:

Joan Rivers speaks her mind on the current Gaza-Israel conflict and Selena Gomez, who has posted a pro-Gaza post on her Twitter account. Watch the full video.

hahahahaha this is great

Joan Rivers…I’m moved.

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  • me using other peoples microwaves: what the fuck
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I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure. Unknown (via perfect)

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