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trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!ย 

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COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

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ITโ€™S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

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you guISE

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!!!!!

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MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

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THEY ARE SASSY

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not all the time tho, but itโ€™s still cute

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Omg my sides

(via guccikeychain)

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๐Ÿ’œ Mi bebe ๐Ÿ’œ
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4rtf4rt:

Print out this neat-o valentine, color it in, and give it to yourself! Or, ya know, if ya have a special someone that’s cool too!
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biancabeard:

sweet-bitsy:

toomuchdaydreaming:

meme-rage:

She Wanted to Be the Wolf

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

I LOVE THIS


perfect dad.
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scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

(via shingeki-no-friends)

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